Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Mae West left those words ...great sense of humor ...



"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
Mae West

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
Mae West

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out."
Mae West

"I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it."
Mae West

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. "
Mae West

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
Mae West

"I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing."
Mae West

"Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile."
Mae West

"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."
Mae West

"Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes."
Mae West

"I'm single because I was born that way."
Mae West

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!"
Mae West

"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
Mae West


"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often."
Mae West

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Mae West

"It is better to be looked over than overlooked."
Mae West

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."
Mae West

"Look your best - who said love is blind? "
Mae West

"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
Mae West

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere."
Mae West


"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!"
Mae West

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
Mae West

"To err is human - but it feels divine."
Mae West

"You are never too old to become younger!"
Mae West

"I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? "
Mae West

"A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love."
Mae West

"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."
Mae West

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."
Mae West

"I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction."
Mae West

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."
Mae West

"The score never interested me, only the game."
Mae West

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West

"Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art."
Mae West

"Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for."
Mae West

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